She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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