There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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