How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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