just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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