So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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