when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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