Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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