There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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