I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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