love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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