Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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