i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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