Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
