We named our party play list daddy issues
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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