I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
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