Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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