How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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