I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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