Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The adults are the big ones right?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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