I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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