Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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