dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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