Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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