dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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