Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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