I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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