I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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