Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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