i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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