So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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