I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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