i was rollin on her like bob the builder
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Woke up backwards on a recliner
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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