So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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