This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just want to make out with him forever
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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