do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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