What a fucking waste of an outfit
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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