you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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