We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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