She's JV to your varsity
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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