he puts the penis in happiness.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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