I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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