So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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