honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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