After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
do nipples grow back?
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