I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I need a hoe opinion
go on
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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