New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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