ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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