So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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