We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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