The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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