So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
sex in a hospital.. check
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I did not marry a roomba.
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