Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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